Dear Santa, Just Send a Blank Check
I promise you won’t regret it.
I have missed all the joy you bring me. Your elves always wrap the presents so sweetly. I don’t know how you do what you do, and I envy your magic. I think I should be on the nice list. I try my best to do the right thing and be kind. I know, I know…I can do better, but I’m trying. Isn’t that what counts?